How many...?

#470021 +(1045)- [X] how many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb? HOW MANY?! none they just sit in the dark and cry

#540211 +(487)- [X]

how do you create a user in linux?
<@Viceroy> you can't, if you use linux you're going to live alone forever

#14500 +(187)- [X]

@(F|uid) candlelight dinners suck
@(F|uid) i cant see my food

Warning, if you do decide to check out bash.org, a lot of the quotes are not safe for work and typically aren't exactly... mature.