13.2.05

Love Handles

I demand that each and every one of you (yes, both of you) listen to this song by Keller Williams right now. It makes me smile, and I like the message... if there's a message there.

Love Handles by Keller Williams

I'm packing love
I got it hanging off of me
It comes from above
I keep it down inside of me
It comes in different shapes and sizes
Lack of willpower, compromises
Lack of exercises
I'm packing love

So if you a hand hold
Baby you can take hold
Of my love handles (x2)
If you need to get your love on
Baby you can grab on
To my love handles (x2)

I'm packing love
I dont think its a bad thing
Well it keeps me warm in the winter
It makes me sweat in the spring
Its a double chin, love
I have grown to accept it
I love the sweet taste of sweet tasting love
Its so easy to digest it

So if you a hand hold
Baby you can take hold
Of my love handles (x2)
If you need to get your love on
Baby you can grab on
To my love handles (x2)

Well the man on the TV tells me
I got so much love I could stand to lose some
So I change the channel
How could I survive
Without the sweet taste of love?
Up the river without a paddle

I'm packing the love
I got enough to go around
I've got so much in the country
I don't ever have to go to town

It comes in different shapes and sizes
Lack of willpower compromises
Lack of exercises
I'm packing the love

So if you need a hand hold
Baby you can take hold
Of my love handles
My love handles

If you need to get your love on
Baby you can grab on
To my love handles
My love handles
More of me to love

PS - if anyone wants to buy me any/all of his CDs, I will be mucho happy with you! :) Any man who offers free MP3s on his website is "A-OK" in my book!

1 comment:

remax said...

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

Watson ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."
remax